Banyak Song!!!

Today when I was about to get out of house, I received a phone call from my office asking when I can reached. Told them to go ahead first. I totally forgot that today, we have this function to celebrate the workers' birthday fall in this month.

Just imagine la.. if they can call me meaning I'm very late already rite? I should be there by now but NO! I'm still home. HAHA..

SO GUESSING GAME NOW!!!

HOW FAST I WENT TODAY???

*UPDATE..

bubbly soda ----------> 165
nalini-----------------> don't wan play
Chee Hsien-----------> 140
aL -------------------> 170
Norman Ng ----------> 150
kahpeng -------------> 175
Maggie---------------> 165

MY LATEST RECORD IS...
165kmh

so who is getting the ice-cream?

Maggie is getting hers.. wen will Melly claim it?
*all transaction will be done only in PENANG!*

Someone missing

This is what I call friend!!

-Someone missing-
GUESS WHO??-Enjoy feeding the fish-

Friday Night

Lately, we have been going out a lot during the week end. Last Friday, few of my friends came over my house for dinner. Angel, aL and me had dinner first. Followed by Bryan and he waited for Cnee. As angel, aL and myself are very considerate people, we left a lot of food for the two of them. Angel just love my mum's soup but she decided to leave half bowl for Bryan and Cnee. After all done, the soup still left there. Thought they don't want so I ask Angel to finish it. Manatau Cnee wanted the soup. After washing the plates, she took out her spoon from the kitchen. Instead of sitting on the dining table and drink together with angel, she took the whole bowl with her to the living room. Drinking while watching tv. Angel got SO SO SO MAD!!

TOO BAD LA WAT TO DO??
MY MUM's COOKING SO GOOD AH??

GUESS WHAT SOUP!!

- WILD HOGS -
After dinner, we went for movie. I rate it 5/10.. Although there were few funny shots but overall not so good lo. Hehe.. After movie, we went to the arcade next to the cinema. After spending some time there, we went gurney drive. Had a nice chat with Angel, Bryan, aL, Cnee, Maggie, Mellisa and Sherry. Normal chat to jokes to dirty talks. LOL! Sherry keep saying that "Chap Long" food very nice. Very Ho Chiak but only open at 2:30am. Is located at Perak Road, next to the Fire Station. Guess what? IS ALL FULL!! Siao hor? Midnight wake up chiak economy rice! Sampat ah? The Q is like people buying food during lunch time ok?

*We all different la. We hungry tats why we went to makan. LOL!*

After supper, left aL, cnee and me. 3 of us overnight at my house. Decided to watch something "decent".. LOL! I tried to find my whole room but couldn't find 1. So we end up watching something "decent"? LOL!

He say wrongly or I heard wrongly?

Unc: Hello, Jennifer. This is Chin Nee's father.

*BLUR* How the hell Chin Nee's father got my number?

ME: Har? Hi Uncle.

Unc: I heard last time you studied in TARC right?

ME: Yes.. and??

Unc: You rent a place in front of TARC there right?

ME: Yeah.. *Still thinking why the fark her dad call me!*

Unc: I was wondering if you have any contact owner of the houses there?

ME: I think I still have it. Is the TARC near your place? *To make sure talking to the right person cos Chin Nee stay near TARC*

Unc: Yeah..

Me: Oh hold on.. 016-*******

Unc: Thanks. So how are you doing?

Me:*What the fark? I barely no you!* Doing find I guess.

Unc: Oh by the way Ah Poh is in hospital! !

ME: @#$%^&*(&^%$#!!!!! Who? Chin Nee's ah ma? *Why tell me?*

Unc: Yeah..

ME: *Something very wrong* JOBE!! May I no who is this?

Unc: Ah girl's father la... If not how I get your number?

WTF?? IS CHEE MEI's FATHER!!
NOT CHIN NEE's FATHER!!!

Chee Mei, are you back in penang? If you are, we meet up ok?

Something very wrong

I was already home half hour ago. Since I wasn't in the mood and the office electric keep going off, I came home early. Something is very wrong with me. I have not been eating since Thursday. All I drink is MILO ICE KAU! I can feel my tummy drumming. I'm very hungry but when I sees the food, I chiak beh lok. Oh god! What's happening to me? Is something very wrong but I dunno wat it is. Yesterday I had ikan panggang for dinner til now. Whole day today I din eat yet. All I had for today is MILO ICE KAU from 1 of the mamak stall on my way back from work.

OH GOD HELP! PLS TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Friendship

I'm very down today. Can't concentrate my work at all. That's the reason why I'm here. I was thinking all night what I've done wrong. The truth always hurt. But to my case, the sentence hurts.
I was trying to help but end up it was my fault? I don't get it. You dunno how much it hurts. If I really said something wrong then I'm sorry.

I don't wish this small matter affect our friendship. The 6 of us will remain the 6 of us! Nothing can change our friendship as I believe our friendship is strong to over come these small stuff.

- Yin Yin - Michelle - Ai Ling - Angeline - Chin Nee - ME -

I no is very stress up with the things around. Anything you can stil find me ok? We can still talk things out. We are all still buddies. Rite?

I REALLY VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP!!
WHERE IS THE 6 OF US EH PICTURE??

Sapiens Bryan

Recently, Sapiens Bryan very hot topic la. He even appear in Timothy Tiah's blog on Apparently Boss Stewie is HOT.

-I think he looks very CHI KOH-
LOL!

-He's a murderer! Trying to murder the bear-

Mop

I was out with my Maggie, also known as aL's ex, aL and aL's current, Tan. Four of us went dinner at old town Queensbay Mall. Later on Maggie wanted to go to the loo. So I accompany her. While she was doing her business, I was outside looking around. Then I saw this thing that attracted me!!

WHY THE HELL IS THE MOP THIS COLOUR?

Just finish some murdering?

Guru Besar

I was at PC Fair on Sunday. Was way too pack but managed to buy what I wanted. So I was looking at this booth's product. Something they are selling is what I happen to be interested in. So was looking at the demo. Out of sudden, this PUKIMA BOH AKAI PUNYA ORANG jes came to my front.

-Majlis Guru Besar Sekolah Islam Malaysia-

HOW CAN HE BE BLOODY WEARING THIS T-SHIRT
IF HE IS SO NO BRAIN AH?

Milo

Last Friday, we had movie at 12:15. After movie we went to the mamak stall opposite USM. Ivory there for supper. This is the 1st time in my life everyone order MILO.
6 cold 2 hot. All together 8 cups.

SEE!!! Too bad la aL din follow because did balancing too much that she needs to go home and balance herself with her sleep. LOL!

Cacat

Remember my post about Toilet and Toilet part 2, so this fella should be cacat rite? The other day I took this fella along for movie. So I saw this logo in front of the cinema.

So should that fella follow us left or right?

Come on let me see the number of hands. LEFT or RIGHT?

BRAs and PANTYs

One of the morning, I went to Jelutong market with my mum and siblings. While walking, looking around, I saw this! Usually what I happen to see is clothes but not THIS!

-What do you think if is a real model posing there?-

-Only bottom without top?-

For more info, you can click here to Brenda's bras sieries.. LOL!

Clearance or Clearen?

I was at 1-stop when I saw this board.

Isn't it suppose to be CLEARANCE STOCK?

FARK LA.. DUNNO DON'T WRITE LA! SIA SOOI NIA!!

More Pictures

Since in my previous post Nalini ask me to insert more picture, I saw this mail in the morning and I'd to share it with you guys.

Can figure out what this is?

-What about this then?-

hahaha

-This?-

-Appetizer-

Don't you think they look delicious?

LOL!

Conversation

P: Haiyooo so late already. But still knot sleep!
C: Go sleep la. Lye down think of me can sleep liao.
P: So long on the bed liao. Still knot sleep.
C: Usually people knot sleep hor, count sheep can sleep one.
P: Like that ah? Nvm la. I rather count Leng Lui!
C: Lucky you din say you want to count CB! Then sure no need sleep liao.

*P & C is jes an initial.
Can be anyone but me! LOL!

NABEH SINKE!

NABEH SINKE!! Kui Cha Khi Lao Sai Lao Beh Theng. Lao Ka Phuah Mia Liao.

Translation:
*Curse* Whole morning got non-stop diarrhoea. Output till half life already.

-NABEH SINKE is a curse created by my 8 year old sister. Everybody curse. Don't you? My this creative little sister wanted to curse as much as we guys but then don't dare to say those vulgar words. So she came out with this NABEH SINKE!

This full meaning in this hidden curse.
NABEH is oftenly use in Singapore to express WHAT LAH!
SINKE is something new. SIN is NEW. KE is CHICKEN!

Now you see? NABEH SINKE is WHAT LAH NEW CHICKEN!
The curse of chicken can be very chor!!! Like Hooker or something?

This word only use among my friends. If you guys wana sebarkan this, I'm proudly to give you guys a GREEN light. LOL!!

The link here to my fren's..
angel

Confirm?

Today at work, I wasn't feeling well today. So I started pushing off from work at 2:30pm. When I turned out from autocity, the jam started from there. When I was about to reach the turning down to Penang, there was a signboard which stated, "KENDERAAN BERAT ROSAK DI KM 4.2". I know this is going to be hard. I thought maybe just starting so I fai fai drive to Jetty.

The Q started even before the traffic light going up the bridge. So you say la.. How like that. Don't expect me to drive bek all the way to penang bridge rite? So i waited. Til 4:30pm, I was still in the car waiting. Did not even reached the toll to pay yet.

When I was about to reach the toll, I prepared RM7.00. When I was near, I saw people giving sylings. I was thinking, how much then? more than RM7? When came to my turn, I saw is written there "RM7.70". Eh.. How come more expensive than penang bridge? Because they need that RM0.70 for the ferry's petrol?

I reached penang about 5:30pm. What the different to come back early with the stupid farking jam? I used the coastal high way to go home. When I reached at E-gate there, the line was farking jam! I look at the penang bridge from far. The vehicles from butterworth is moving but no vehicle seen on the bridge going to butterworth. I though mayb the KENDERAAN ROSAK at the lane going to butterworth. So, I tried to keep left so i can move on faster to go home ma. This is because I also saw the signboard says "JAMBATAN SUDAH DITUTUP, SILA GUNA FERRY". Manatau when I was at the divider of right to butterworth, left to Queensbay Mall, many policemen were there. Reporters and camera men too. I also saw a lady who dress very smart. Like giving some stupid speech. The vehicles from the opposites all stop by the road side to look at what is going on.

I was saying to myself, "FARK ALL THIS PPL LA. NTH BETA TO DO THAN TO CLOSE THE ROAD AT THIS TIME!!"

When I reached home, I received calls saying that penang bridge got bomb wor. I even got sms from eve. Thanks alot for the info. See la.. Tho we just got to know not long ago but she so caring. LOL!

So, anyone got

confirmation

about it?

*UPDATE...

I had the confirmation from my colleague. They really found the bomb in the middle of the bridge. Is the No. 23 lamp post from butterworth to penang. Is in the news too..

SCARY!!!

5 Things You Never Knew About Me

Got tagged by nalini to do this tag tagging thing! Not really in the mood to do but I owe her 1. So here it goes.... (Not in sequence ok?)

5 Things You Never Knew About ME...

1. I don't used to snore. I started snoring since 2 years ago i think. That is why nobody wana slep with me!

2. All together I have 24 medals and 3 throphies. Anyone knew about this?

3. I love my dear alot!!!

4. Every decision that I've made in seconday school, is all influence by my ex. Bodoh betui me. HAIH.. Too late to haih also liao.. Haihhhhhh..

5. I love the people who is around me, be there for me, but I dunno how to shower them with my LOVE...

HAIH TERUKNYA MY LIFE!!!

Now I wana tag:
1. angelangel
2. chinchin
3. kahpeng
4. brenda
5. eve

*UPDATE...

How many of the above u guys know about me? Let me know...

God Help!

I took a day off today to take care of my youngest sister as the rest needed to settle some stuff. I so wanted to blog badly but nothing seems to come out from my head. I so badly want to post up my 1st PPP but my soul is not with me right here. I can't think of anything. Now that I'm alone at home, I starts thinking nonsense! God help me, please.. Let me go through this. Why must all this happen at this time? My heart is not as strong as you think. ='(

plsssss....

Notice

Dear Readers,

First of all, I would like to say sorry for not updating my blog. This is due to some personal reason at home that I need to settle and I'm not in the mood of making jokes. Hope you guys be patient and stay tune. I'll be right back soon wid laughter...

-PC-