Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Not Speeding...

The following has nothing to do with my SPEEDING BUT when I'm NOT SPEEDING!

Yesterday when I was on my way home at penang bridge, I came to this jam. I mean real JAM that you got to STOP! BREAK! No car was behing my car. Out of sudden when I look at the rear mirror, I saw this Lorry coming towards me. I think the speed is about 70km/h. I was so scared. The lorry going to bang me. Oh God Please Save ME!! My rite foot is fully on the break!! MY GOD!!! 1 meter left! I don't dare look. I was ready to get crash by the lorry. If I get out from my car, the possibility of me getting injured is higher than I stay in my car. Then I heard the banging sound. "POOOMMMM" Guess wat? No impact!! I faster look my rear mirror. Instead of the lorry bang me, the driver turn to the rite and crash into the middle divider. Not CHIET end of story. I saw the tail of the lorry swing to the front. Meaning the lorry is now horizontal and I'm at the vertical position. Lucky the tail also din't kena me.

SCARY!!!
WANA LAO SAI LIAO!!!

I was really very lucky man!! The left lane no car. So I faster turn left and VROOOMM off. I scared later the cars after the lorry will crash into the lorry and bang me!! So I faster speed off.

Just now at work, I was telling my colleague bout my experience yesterday. Guess what he told me.. He say, "Go home tonight. Wake your brother up at 3:38 am, ask him to take out his underwear, fold nicely then put on top of your car"


"WHAT THE FARK?"
@#$^*%@!#%*&^%$#@%$#@^

Monday, March 26, 2007

aL's birdday stay

Our gang's culture: Celebrate birthday on the weekend before if it falls on the weekday. aL's birdday falls on today. So HAPPY 23 rd BIRTHDAY, aL!! We had a surprise party for her at the Eden Fairway apartment rented by us. Suppose to be a BBQ beach party but recently batu ferringhi there facing ribut taufan so we managed to come up with the 2nd plan.

-This is the birdday gal!-
Force to wear that the whole nite
-Main actress of the day-
-aL and Bryan-
-We had BBQ Steamboat-
L-R: Cnee, Iris, Neo, Wei Wei

-Cherlyn, Bee Theng, Lay Khoon-

-BBQ sausages and Chicken-
Bee Theng says the sausage told her that they are hot. So put them this way.LOL!

After makan, time to blow CAKE. As usual her face sure kena teruk teruk eh. Anyway aL very sporting eh. She doesn't mind and expected to kena also la. So no point to delay la. HEHE!

-This is her cake. I have no idea why they buy this pattern!!-

After cut cake, we let her clean up la.. We very good one. Once she came out from toilet, one of her friend ask aL to go near her to watch the replay of her face. Ehh, where got so kan tan. Sure got something on one ma. Few of us push her down on the floor then the rest went putting ice on her, rub on her front and back, taruh all inside her pocket. She really got molested!!

-She beh tahan liao. LOL!-

-Bryan beh tahan so hide at 1 side. LOL!-
21 SX ok? not 18! LIVE U KNOW??

-Look at her HIGH and SONG face-

-Something in her AHEM!!-

-Is ICE in her AHEM!-
Yucks!!

-This is aL's card when play CHOR TAI DEE-
Birdday gal realli ONG ok? 4 2s, 4 3s! if the K is 10 ah.. No nit play liao. LOL!

-Group Picture-
TORN among ROSES
Back: L-R: Neo, Michie, Angel, Bryan
Middle: Wei Wei, Me, Chin Nee, Bee Theng, Iris
Front: Lay Khoon, aL(Birdday gal) , Yin


P/S: THE FOLLOWING VERY CENSORED!!
REMINDER:
VIEW ONLY IF 21 AND ABOVE!

Half Day Trip to UUM

Saturday morning, push off to UUM from my house at 9:45a.m. It was a good experience to sit in a guy's car. Don't think nonsense ok? I'm talking about the speeding! haha.. The purpose was to fecth my fren, angel back from UUM to celebrate aL's bday later that day.

-On the way we saw this sign says 110km/j-

-But this fella drove at 169km/j?-

-We then came to this car so close-

-Even closer-

-This is wayyy toooooo close to be at that speed!-
Eh ah bah... slow down la. I'm not MARRIED yet ok? Don wan die so early

The day before we had a chatroom. Angel gave me all the directions and I got all information written on my memo pad. I was told that the 1st toll cost RM1.60 and the 2nd cost RM0.40.

-I got it down in my memo pad. -
When we reach the 1st toll, is to get ticket. So the first toll to pay, my driver took out the ticket and took out RM1.60. When the lady says "TIGABELAS". He got a shock! He replied,"APA?". She goes again, "TIGABELAS". He replied again, "BETUI AH?"I was at the side laughing!! LOL! That angel purposely wana kenakan us 1 hor!! And guess wat the 2nd toll is RM1.60 not RM0.40! RM0.40 is from ALOR SETAR!! So SIA SOOI!!!

-The resit, RM13-

I was also told that at the 23.1-23.2 there got speed trap. So got to kuai kuai go wid the speed limit which is 90km/j. Oh my! This guy really follow cos scared got speed trap ticket. LOL! Since we were speeding all the way, when we go slow to 90km/j, suddenly we were like no different than a KURA-KURA! At last we reached UUM!

GUESS HOW LONG WE TOOK?

When we reached there, we suppose to find place to park. He very KL ok? Purposely park at DEKAN's place.

-If you remember his car number plate then I bet you know this guy!!-

-Closer look at his face. He really look different in this picture-
Another try..
GUESS WHO IS THIS GUY!!!

While waiting suddenly 1 whole group of maybe 200-300 people walk pass by. All in white top and black pants. Looks like what ah? Looks like attending funeral!

-Samo carry umbrella and so ngam the bus is there so make the situation look lagi real. LOL!-
-This is the speed limit when on the way home-
Blur cos too fast till shake! LOL! Is more than 170km/j. I think is about 172km/j
Thank god I reached home 1 piece. LOL!

So today got 2 guessing game.
GUESS HOW LONG WE TOOK and WHO IS THE DRIVER!!

UPDATE:

IS 1 HOUR and 15 MINS and IS BRYAN!!
he looks different huh?

Friday, March 23, 2007

Today Lunch

Ta Pao from a malay stall near by my work place.

-Rice, foo yong tan, and curry-
RM1.60
-Rice, fish ball and curry-
RM1.30
-This is the best of all. Ikan BAWAL hitam. So huge ok?-
Guess how much!!!
I love this guessing game chooooo much!!

SO HOW MUCH IS THAT IKAN BAWAL HITAM?

*UPDATED
SHOWN MUM THIS MORNING. SHE SAY RM 12!!!

New Bling

This is my BLING BLING!!

-Four Leaves Clover-
NICE BOH?

New Top

Got my tops from FILA!!
U.P. is RM49 per piece....
VIP promotion RM29 ONLY!!!

-Front View-
Yes blue and red same design different karer
-Back View-
BUY 2 pieces and 3rd piece for RM12 nia..
HURRY HURRY ends on the 4th of APRIL 2007

NOT CHIET FINISH!!!
TODAY LAST DAY!!! Spend more than RM80 and get RM10 rebate!

Make sure you are a member. If non-member den drag a fella WITH FILA MEMBERSHIP and sign up for FILA MEMBERSHIP for LIFE at only RM10.

Note: I don't GAIN anything by promoting this. Ada SAD!

New Watch

At last, I got my watch yesterday. Thanks to Phee Ming for getting a better rate for me at SWATCH.

-The plastic bag-
First time buying so expensive watch..
-Nicely packed by Phee Ming-

-This is my new BABY-

-My old baby-
Got this Casio from ANGELA for my 21st BIRTHDAY

Starbucks...

What do you usually come about when people mention Starbucks?
Coffee? Cake?

But these ppl, they go to Starbucks for OTHER PURPOSES!

-Look at these two eh face. VERY THE CHI KO!-
Looking at X-rated sites la. Wat else?

-This ZHIAP sien wid CEDRIC liao so go Starbucks find RAY!-
Tau Cheng!

-These two go Starbucks to CUCI MATA-
Nalini's eyes OPEN SO BIG when ENTAUs walk pass

-This fella very lonely. Waiting for someone to approach her-
Hahaha..

-This boy go Starbucks Study!!-
Boy ah.. Can concentrate boh? So many Cha Boh around you..

-This aunty keh si wana follow the boy study oso.
Can see the ring? She's married la.
Go back teman husband la!!-

Flower

Unbelievable!! I got this thingy from one of the production worker yesterday. LOL!!


The image is blur ler... Cos i din bring my camera along.
So use my Nokia 7200 nia. So BLUR!!!
Nvm la.. Jes wana share wid u guys tat I GOT A FLOWER!! haha..

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Do Not Drink and Read


This is a very common thing and is known to all public that

"YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK AND DRIVE"

even my nieces and nephews knew about it...

If you drink and drive, you car will be like this..
-BOH CHOON!!!-Then now imagine you inside the car. SURE SI LIAO LA!!!

I'm not saying knot drink la. Can drink but make sure you don't drive lo..
NO DRINKING AND DRIVING... Meaning NO DRINKING BEFORE DRIVING...

Now my VERSION!!

MAKE SURE YOU DRINK BEFORE READING!!!

Understand? No? Allowed me to explain. This only happen to those who read blogs. Whether you are blogger or non-blogger. If you wana drink WATER, Please make sure you drink before reading blogs. This is because, there are certain blogs that can make you laugh till you can ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!

For example this post WE ARE CHAMPIONS by aLcheong...

So don't say i didn't WARN you guys ok?

DRINK BEFORE READ!!

Your PC WET or SPOIL not my problem ah.. I gave the WARNING d...


Selepas baca kat sana, jangan lupa balik ke sini,
Support lah blog aku yang belum femes ini,
Datang berramai-ramai amat lah dihargai,
Hampalang happy, I pun puas hati..
YAY!!

For Fun

Today Did You---------------------

1. Talk to a boy/girl you like? or love?
* no =(

2. Learn anything new?
* yeah.letter of demand to debtors

3. Talk to an ex?
* don bother.

4. Miss someone?
* ya.wen can i see u?

-Last Person Who-------------------------

5. Laid in your bed?
* myself?

6. Made you cry?
* my sis.made me worried alot lately

7. You went to the movies with?
* aL, yin and michie

8. Went to the mall with you?
* aL

9. You showered with?
* water la.ah boh? mineral water?

10. Who Made you laugh?
* last person ma aL lo

11. Said they loved you?
* aL!she told me tat wen i was having dinner last nite.I got CHOKE out of that ok? LOL!

General stuff---------------------

16. Favorite location?
* OLD TOWN e-gate

where's 17?
* got deleted

18. What are you most scared of this second?
* my future

19. Where do you want to get married?
* stil young la.no future plan yet

20. Who do you like?
* everyone i'm close to.tok to.haha

21. Does anyone like you?
* everyone.don u?muahaha

22. Do you like being around people?
* yes. my gang especially.haha

23. Have you ever cried?
* ever since i was born.don u?

24. Are you lonely right now?
* ya.alone in the office.lunch time now

25. Song stuck in your head?
* say goodbye by jordan knight ft deborah gibson

26. Been on radio/TV?
*yes..wen i got spotted for the hitz.fm car sticker sticking on my car and got RM100! haha!

28. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
* yes. haih.4get it

30. What color shirt are you wearing right now!
* red polo-t

31. Name three things that you do every day?
* blog,blog and blog

32. How much cash do you have on you right now?
* aL! RETURN ME MY MONEY!

33. are you bored?
* yea..work wor.boh lang here.samo all malays,indians n lau ee!! wen will ever i get a PARTNER!!

34. whats your favorite show?
* hardly watch movie d la.

35. Who got you to join Friendster?
* so long d.how 2 remember?

37. Wish someone was next to you this morning when you woke up?
* yea.wid a warm hug n kisses.LOL!

38. What web site do you visit the most?
* http://pclegend.blogspot.com

39. Do you have plants in your room?
* noler.i got garden.LOL!

40. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
* OF COS!!head,neck,shoulder,back!! who wana gimme a hand?

41. Last girl to hug you ?
* don remember..i hug got la.My sis

42. Last guy to hug you ?
* eu seng?haha. 5 yrs ago!!

27 SECRETS

1.WHAT IS YOUR DISPLAY NAME ABOUT?
* my name?

2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?
* in a saloon

3. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
* poh chin

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
* yes! PC!

5. HONESTLY, IF SOMEONE WERE TO TELL YOU HOW THEY FELT, WOULD YOU LISTEN?
* y not?

6. WHATS YOUR CURRENT MOOD?
* weekend mood

7. WHATS YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION?
* lappie

8. HOW ARE THINGS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
* m stil single. family is fine. frens are GREAT!

10. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND CHANGE SOMETHING WOULD YOU?
* yes. i'l valued it much.

11. IF YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL FOR ONE DAY- WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
* a breeded dog

12. EVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE?
* yes. front wind screen all gone!

14. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG THAT'S STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?
* say goodbye by jordan knight ft deborah gibson

15. WHATS YOU FAVORITE HAIRSTYLE ON YOU?
* the 1 at my primary display

16. NAME SOMEONE WITH THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU?
* so far no1.

17. HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?
* yeah.

18. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
* butt! haha..

19. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER FROM STARBUCKS?
* mango frap

20. What color are your eyes?
* black

21. DO YOU STILL WATCH KIDDY MOVIES OR TV SHOWS?
* yes, both

22. DO YOU HAVE BRACES?
* yes, used to

23. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY.
* nth happen

24. DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGE?
* yes. i speak eng, hokkien, malay, canto(bit), mandarin(bit),

25. IS THERE SOMEONE ON YOUR MIND NOW?
* yea. wana no? ask me la..

26. WHAT HURTS YOU AT THE MOMENT?
* heart

27. WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR?
* the list in my frenster profile.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Old Town 2

Yesterday, aL and I went to Old Town again for yam cha.. Old Town is like our group's hang out place. Pang Ghee, Tua Teh, nice environment and many many things to see. LOL! Usually we order drinks nia and sometimes Ice Cream Toast, Thick Peanut Butter Toast or maybe Kaya Butter Toast. Yesterday, we decided to try smtg new like TUNA TOAST!! Eh not bad oso ok? Should TRY!!

-TIKUS makan d-

-Look at the Butter and Tuna-
YumYum...